USE A CONDOM!

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Hmm, I was looking at the lyrics for MMMBOP and I think they oddly work for Dean and Sam. OR MAYBE I'M JUST READING TOO MUCH INTO IT. ANYWAY.

I AM HAVING THOUGHTS.



Which, correct me if I'm wrong, but was supposed to originally be episode six? Did they flip those? Or was it four and five? Or six and seven? IDK IDK.

So Sam is like ~schitzo~ or something? Or is he just that... devious. Because even Samuel was thrown aback this time, which, a point to that man, for once.

So Dean is like, full-throttle, back into this whole brother relationship. That's obvious to me when he says "Sammy," after he drinks the blood. So much concern and need in that word. And before that, when he asks, "When's the last time we had a beer together?"

Here's my thing. What if Sam didn't answer that question because he doesn't know? Has Sam mentioned ANYTHING about their life before, other than details he could've gleaned from elsewhere? Mary, John, YED, any of it? He hasn't? Does he even remember? Is that the part of Sam that's missing?

Just a thought.

I uh, may uh, be already writing second person vampire!Dean. Shut up.

I like how it'd take "a night's drive" to get to Lisa's, but vamp!Dean gets there and back in a disturbingly short amount of time. And it really bothers me that now Lisa won't answer his calls. CONSISTENT CHARACTERIZATION, she doesn't have it. I HAS A SAD. I like Lisa, I really do. Or I really would, if they'd just write her better. :/ I hope we see her at least once more. THEY DESERVE A GOODBYE DAMNIT.

I AM INCREDIBLY CHAGRINED AT DEAN'S "SORRY I DON'T PLAY THAT WAY, PAL." ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS OF BISEXUAL!DEAN, LOST! Seriously, it's tragic. I swear I actually try to go and believe what canon tells us, with that one huge exception. :/// Maybe he just meant toward big scary Claudio look-alike dude. Seriously, that hair.

The ~alpha vampire's message~ or whatever: WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH CREEPY LITTLE GIRLS? The alpha vampire's gonna turn out to be Claudia, isn't it? does that make dean Lestat?. And was that Joshua? The dude from The Garden of Eden or whatever in heaven? They better go somewhere with that... And geez, Sam, be more subtle. DID YOU SEE ANYTHING? OH YOU'RE OKAY NOW DID YOU SEE ANYTHING? fuck off, man. I'm actually a little impressed how Dean manages to hold back punching him right then and there.

So what if Dean HAD bit Lisa? What then. Because it seems like being a vampire!hunter would be a good thing. He can smell humans, vampires, super-strength. It'd be like Angel without the pesky curse. Hmmm, maybe this story will get written soon...

(I tried to make this post without any Buffy references, because really. Far too obvious. But eh, what can you do.)

Also, GODDAMN I wish we could've seen Dean kicking the crap out of that entire lair more. Because the thought of him single-handedly taking out AN ENTIRE VAMPIRE LAIR, HOLYYYYYYY SHIT. *fans self* DEAN WINCHESTER: MORE BADASS THAN YOU. Also did that set look like the set from The Book of Eli or is that just me?

HENLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENSEN Y U SO GODDAMN PRETTY? Also aww, look, Dean has a little bathroom kit.

LOL at the preview not really giving any of the plot for next week. It's just like SAM! DEAN! ANGER! ANGST! FIGHTING! GRRR! They know us so well.

I don't think I have anymore thoughts than that... Hmm. Loved the Twilight mocking. Was kinda hoping for a "Your skin is pale white and ice cold-" "SAY IT" Vampire!" comment, but they did pretty good without it. Yay mocking. I love that Sam's all "How do you know his name is Lautner?" when he knows that Lautner is the werewolf. Dean had a lot of good one-liners, though the fact that he knows the difference between Zefron and Beiber is doubtful. But I can totally see Sam forcing him to listen to MMMBOP at some point in their lives. (I wonder if Sam remember this. *ponders*)

In conclusion: NEEDS MOAR VAMPIRE!DEAN BECAUSE HE IS A SEXAH SEXAH BEAST.

Comments

[static-pixie.livejournal.com]

I won't, but I can see how people would be. She's not a completely awful character. Mostly I just feel like her relationship with Dean isn't any more functional than his relationship with Sam ever was, they just happen to have the nice house and the kid for decoration. But it's being pegged as "mature" for whatever reason. And I think that's what irks me. That folks are deciding that Sam is just a byproduct of the road and Dean's somehow grown into a real relationship with Lisa. When it's the other way around IMO.

But like I said in my journal - how can I ask Lisa to liberate herself and at the same time ask Dean to shackle himself to the burned-out husk of his brother? In both cases, I think it's almost as bad as asking Bella to chain herself to Edward come hell or high water. She deserves better. As do Dean and Lisa.

And that is true about skeevy ally guy. I keep remembering Dr. Sexy and deciding THAT WAS TOTALLY REAL, OK. And Dean's siren being a man...his brother...he's Samsexual. :D

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It's being pegged as 'mature'? What show are those people watching? It's completely dysfunctional, but in a way that functions, or did function okay, before Sam came along, and really, kinda was still until now, you know? He was making it work, which I suppose IS mature, but just the sheer fact of trying to have a relationship with a woman and a kid while being PTSD and all the things Dean is, is not something I would call 'mature'

Samsexual, I love it.